
So in a perfect world, there would be a train etiquette class offered quarterly buttttttt in reality, my dream of that happening will continue being just that...a DREAM. If a few of these rules were followed, I think we will all get to work feeling less uuuhhhhh I guess the proper word would be HOSTILE, LOL.
Rule #1 - Please, puhleasseee learn the word excuse me!! Yes the train is crowded, yes your just trying to fit in but damn saying excuse me as you knock everyone down to get in won't kill you!
Rule #2 - If the person in front of you is not going into the train as soon as the doors open, it may just be due to the 100 ppl running out the doors & their trying to avoid getting knocked down. Please don't add to their frustration by pushing them out the way so you can make it in. Dude, were not standing here taking in the scenery!
Rule #3 - Please cover your damn mouth when yawning, sneezing, whatever your doing with your damn mouth, just cover the shit up!! I'm not up to smelling your hot ass breath nor up to catching whatever may be breeding in your system!
Rule #4 - Please know we don't care how old you are!! It does NOT give you the right to knock us down just so you can get a seat...Respect ya elders??? Well, I respect those who respect themselves & others so if your acting like a wild beast thinking you'll be excused due to your age...Think again!
Rule #5 - Respect others personal space!! Ummmm, seriously...We did not wake up together so why must we be face to face??? Dry humping is also not an option...Well unless your a great piece of eye candy!
Rule #6 - We can all tell if we can fit in a seat or not...I don't care how tired you are, be considerate of others! If you know the seat is small enough to where a person wearing a size 0 can't fit in it, don't squeeze yourself in the seat & not expect a good ass cursing along with dirty stares!!
I can go on & on & on but I'll leave it off with some key factors for right now. Maybe I should send this to MTA...Hmmmmmm, LOL
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